SMALL FAVORS

I'm not like a lot of people:
I couldn't care less if an ambulance
or cop car pulls up in front
of the neighbor's house.
I don't run outside, mouth agape,
or stand behind closed curtains
waiting to see handcuffs or dead bodies
so I can have something juicy to talk about--

I figure if they're not here for me,
then I'm ahead of the game