PERSONALITY TEST I believe niceness is merely an act; a pretense of high expectations In a lot of previous relations, I quickly learned that every shit-eating smile had an ulterior turd lurking behind it so, please--no good deeds for me. Don't hold any doors open; I'll only let them slam in your face, and if I don't give you the proper directions when I'm asked, it's not because I don't know my ass from a hole in the ground I don't wear a watch, so I never give anyone the time of day, and just because I'm in a perpetually bad mood and would rather blow your ass away than smile sweetly and speak to you, don't assume I merely got out of the wrong side of the bed this morning-- being an asshole just comes naturally to me; what's your excuse? Poem by Cynthia Ruth Lewis