Eating Dinner while Body Drops from Sky (this really happened!) I was recently eating Dinner in Miami Around midnight When a body Dropped out of Nowhere And Crashed through A large table Umbrella And thudded Violently on The ground.   A hulking 200 Pound male Sprawled Unconsciously Bleeding into a pool While horrified People gasped in Screams. Somehow he managed To fall into the Only open spot in A crowded sidewalk With tables And not crush Anyone to death. Unexplainable Luck for those He fell between. Police came. An ambulance carted Him off. He was alive, Barely When he left Having jumped or Fallen off the Nearby hotel Roof. Later the whole Area was Vacant, Chairs stacked, And a cleaning Person washed the Sidewalk of blood. Later that morning The sun rose And another day Began anew. I never found out If he Survived.