DEATH, TAXES & BULLSHIT

I'm the type of person who likes
making lemons out of lemonade--

don't tell me the sun's shining
when I'm pissing on your parade

yeah, I like good stuff to happen,
but I'm a lot more used to the bad

and if you're one of those types
who like to go through life
whistling a happy tune through your butthole

you've been had