Shrimp Smell My step dad was telling me that he went to this strip club the other day and he saw one of the ugliest bitches he's ever laid his eyes on He said she was pale Kinda chubby And cock eyed He said while he was getting a lap dance from her she stood over him and one of her pussy lips fell out of her panties And it was the worst shit he'd ever smelt He said "You wanna know what it smelled like?" "Yeah I guess" Then he got real close to my face and burped When he did I almost gagged His breath smelled like Captain D's shrimp And he laughed and laughed And cracked open a beer.