I’ve Often Wondered when a woman enters an adult bookstore/sex toy novelty shop intending to buy a dildo what influences her purchase? what makes one dildo preferable over another? obviously size matters but size is relative is there a pussy equation? length and girth divided by depth and width crunching the numbers in order to find the perfect plastic penis that will fill her up without wallowing her out or maybe she grabs the one that’s on sale figuring “for a price like this I’ll make it fit” does shelf placement affect the amount of dildos sold? does placing the zesty red vibrator five inches below eye level of a 5'6 woman increase the number of zesty red dildos that find a home? and what sort of life event compels a woman to waltz into Wayne’s Toy Shoppe demanding a dual pronged french tickler? are Amish vibrators hand cranked... like a jack-in-the-box on mute? do women start small? beginning with a furtively purchased penlight sized pocket rocket gradually working their way up to the prosthetic leg I’d question my wife but... what would she know about dildos?