Indecent I like to walk the aisles of adult video stores, With old men stooped over the Nudie magazines in little gray jackets As my lust for the girls Pirouettes like a ballerina With soreness of mind… from the job I dream of big Czech girls, In possession of some the biggest tits And asses you have ever seen As the young and old men stare at me And I pretend not to see them As the girl behind the counter watches Us all And I buy the magazine, while feeling Like a man in a long brown coat and sunglasses While walking with music of my crime And outside there are no big Czech girls in magazines Or live girls for that matter, Just working men--- tired looking and waiting And they look as if they could use some time Alone with a video or magazine As they catch busses to go home or to some job With out girls in brown paper bags I drive around the streets of my city, With my crime in the passenger’s seat, thinking: All men should be so lucky to drive Around the streets of their cities With girls in brown paper bags