I Don't Blame Him My friend dated this one girl And she was fucking crazy He was telling me that when she'd go to the bathroom she wouldn't close the door or sit down and do it like the other women No She'd stand up and go Some of it would go in the toilet Most of it went pouring down her leg He said she wouldn't even wipe She just look down at the wet spots in her panties And say "I'm not gonna be held back these or my bra" And she'd laugh and not wash her hands and she'd come and jump on the bed with him Then she'd give him a hand job with her piss covered and smelling hands And he told me once that she liked to read He said that when they'd lay in bed she'd get the Bible off the side table and read a few pages He said she'd laugh at what it said Rip out half of its pages and throw the remainder across the room He said she'd burp Spit And scratch her ass in front of him while she cooked breakfast After he couldn't get up anymore After putting other women's faces on hers After ignoring everything she did After realizing she wasn't even good to fuck He walked out on her And I don't blame him