Britney Licking Teen Pussy Redux i wrote a poem tit- led Britney Licking Teen Pussy and uploaded it to my website in hopes that people searching the internet for porn would come across my poem, love it and want to read more of my poetry. it seemed the perfect, fool-proof plan towards becoming famous. however, according to my website traffic statistics, people are finding the poem, they just aren't sticking around to read more. they are probably irate upon finding out the only thing on my site is poetry. apparently, the thought of a sexy pop music superstar performing oral acts on 18 and 19 year old girls isn't enough to over- come the anguish of reading mediocre poetry. but, it sure is enough to overcome the anguish of writing it. Poem by Justin Barrett