Desperate For a Muse That Girl Holding a Can of Spam First Kiss Awkwardness Brian Fugett is a member of the slacker, fast food generation that has been branded with an “X”. He sits in his pad all day consuming more oxygen than he’s worth. He’s been doing it for nearly 33 years now & has become quite efficient at it. He occupies his time with cartooning, writing, filmmaking & editing the webzine Zygote in my Coffee.