537-1985 I used to keep the wife at one end of the bar while I hit on women at the opposite end I collected phone numbers and almost always got caught I just don’t bother anymore, it’s all too much work getting caught equals days and nights of battling, dodging around the yard picking up articles of clothing and sleeping on couches or in stairwells getting caught equals yearly reminders of how I was ‘such a dog’ when we first met; “...and I bet if you weren’t so fat you’d still be doing the same things today!” getting caught means being called fat and having to take it